Queen of Rambles

I need to go to the library and get some child development books specifically for three year olds. I’ve heard over and over that three is the worst age, but it was hard to believe. His terrible twos tantrums lasted all of a month and then he was suddenly a mostly pleasant little […]

Kisha says there haven’t been enough pictures of Erik lately. That’s because it is impossible to get a picture of him where three conditions are met:
A) His face is showing
B) His wiener is not showing
C) None of his little buddies are in the picture
Mostly, it is hard to get one of his face […]

I really need to shave my legs. Anyone want to come over and do it while I cruise the internet? No? Thought not. It’s such a boring task, but I know if I don’t do it I won’t sleep well. It’s at that prickly stage that keeps me awake all […]

For the first time since fourth grade, I’m seriously contemplating going to bed without brushing my teeth. Isn’t that the grossest thing ever? I might have the energy to swish around the Listerine, but I don’t think I have the energy for the full brushing routine. Mike is probably snickering, reading this. […]

Why was it cold the last week of pool season and now it is so hot I am going to die? Yet, there can be no swimming unless I want to pay $10 for the over chlorinated pool that’s a 15 minute drive away. Bah humbug!
Instead, we were stupid and went to a […]

Hold out your hand. Now, move your thumb back and forth. See that muscle in between your thumb and your other fingers? Yeah. That muscle is totally killing me. I do believe my hand applique obsession needs to take a break.
In other news, I am trying to do […]

It’s been awhile! Ok, so maybe it’s only been a couple of days but I’m not used to taking an unplanned blogging bread, even for one day. I simply haven’t had anything to say. No crazy adventures. Nothing to bitch about that I’m allowed to bitch about. No cute boy […]

Thank you to everyone who responded so kindly to last night’s money panic info. I can’t reply to anyone because I will spill the whole story in a moment of rage. I have never named Mike’s place of employment on this blog. It is a small company, so I doubt any of […]

You know I’ve been mentioning that things aren’t going well around here in regards to Mike’s job. It is stressing me out beyond belief and I’ve been coming up with cockamamie (how on earth do you spell that?) plans to make some money. Basically, Mike’s company has no money, which means they aren’t […]

I had a little freak out last night when I learned preschool would consist of FISHING for FISH today. Yikes. Do you all remember the time I tried to find half-marbles in a pet store in Kiruna and there were GIANT TROUT and I threw up? Yeah. I was loving the […]