Queen of Rambles

The non-birthday party is over. Presents have been given. Strawberry cake has been consumed. A million and one potatoes have been peeled, sliced, boiled and baked. Potatoes are a rarity in our household, so Mike should cont himself lucky that I made him one of his favorite fancy potato dishes for dinner. I had lots [...]

No news, just ants. Lots and lots of ants. Living in a third floor apartment meant we never had to deal with ants. They never were hungry enough to venture up all those damned steps. Yeah, yeah, they could have climbed straight up the wall, but they never did that either. But now we are [...]

Have you guys heard of Harper’s Island? Some people in real life kept asking me if I was going to watch it, but since CBS is banned from my life (yes, still bitter) I didn’t have a clue what they were talking about. I needed to wind down tonight with a brainless show that required [...]

You’d think a rainy day would mean I would plant my butt at home and get something done, but no. A rainy day means going to the open gym and the store–anything to avoid staying home. Gotta get out of here. I never thought of myself as a gal about town, but staying home all [...]

I think I was just tricked. I just ordered a $249.99 cell phone for free. I extended my contract by two years, so supposedly that made the phone free. I know they do this. But it just seems crazy! They said I could get a free Blackberry, but I know the monthly fee is way [...]

Every where I go, I hear this song. It makes me want to do triceps extensions. I have no idea what the words are, except a weird “whoo-hooo, yeee-hooo.” Every time I’m at the grocery store they play it. Every time I’m in Target the play it. Every time I’m any where, they play it! [...]