Queen of Rambles

Oh. My. God. It was dark outside this morning when Erik decided he needed a snack. I am not sure what time the sun rises, but 4:15 ain’t it. We came out to get a cereal bar because I’ll be damned if anyone is going to eat in my bed. He immediately saw the dark [...]

I think Mike has taken leave of his senses. Erik wanted to go grocery shopping with him, so he took him (and the potty insert, and a back pack full of clean pants). Crazy man. I appreciate it, though. I wish I was sleeping. Today was my day to sleep in, but I was so [...]

I, dear computery friends, am grouchy. No. Wait. Grouchy would imply that I might be nice on some level, like Oscar. No. I am beyond grouchy. I am Bitch. I am ready to explode. I am ready to run away from home. I am ready for a break. Mike says I am not pregnant. This [...]

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I’m wiped out, kids. Erik was going nuts this morning and I had to do something. I thought about taking him to the gym, then just sitting in the handicap shower stall and reading my book for 90 minutes but that seemed pretty lame. I thought about taking it easy with treadmill walking, but was [...]

I’m wiped out, kids. Erik was going nuts this morning and I had to do something. I thought about taking him to the gym, then just sitting in the handicap shower stall and reading my book for 90 minutes but that seemed pretty lame. I thought about taking it easy with treadmill walking, but was [...]

Today was better than expected, thanks to Mikael. He got in from work at 8 am, tried to go to bed, but gave up at 9 am. That meant instead of one dead beat parent, Erik had two of us to harass. Mike took him to the park a couple of times and kept him [...]

No Zumba. Hacking cough. Explosive sneezing. Death warmed over. What am I suppose to do with an overactive preschooler today?

Is it bed time yet? Would I be totally lame if I went to be at 8:16? Who cares if I’m totally lame. Mike went to be at 7:30, but at least he has an excuse. He has to be up at 2 to go back to work, the poor boy. Gotta love all the [...]

Can lightening be round? I swear the lightening outside my window keeps making circles. It’s kind of cool and possibly picture worthy, but I have no idea how to take a picture of lightening. I need to get this guy to give me some lessons, but I have a feeling I don’t have his dedication [...]