Queen of Rambles

I need chocolate.
No.
I don’t need chocolate.
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED chocolate.
Mike can’t possibly understand. He doesn’t ever seem to crave anything except bread. How is bread crave worthy? It isn’t dark and creamy and sweet and chocoooooooolate.
How about a nice slice of yellow cake with a decadant fudge frosting?
Or a homemade chocolate soda [...]

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Don’t you hate weepy days? I do. I haven’t had a weepy day in ages upon ages, but I guess today was my day to let loose with the maudlin tears. Oh woe is me. I’m smack dab in middle of my cycle so I can’t even blame PMS. Not [...]

STUPID LINK
Fat women are less likely to breastfeed or breastfeed for long. Can I explain to you how much this pisses me off. Yes, yet another reason fat ladies are bad and gross and stupid and don’t take care of their children.
FU, stupid Danish study.
“But the findings also show, she added, [...]

What happened to Carrie the Introvert? I think Wednesday was the last day that I didn’t have something on the schedule, other than the gym.
It’s been a long time in coming, but today was finally the day we got to meet up with Ellen and her Ingrid and Anders! Her sister is living [...]

Would you allow your son to date this girl? (Use your imagination to subtract 20 years).
I went to a gnarly 80s party tonight and the host told us ladies that we all looked like the girls he wasn’t allowed to date in high school. We all agreed that if we had to [...]

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I thought this was a scam, but it seems to check out. There is a new company trying to compete with PayPal. Sign up before April 15 and get $25. It was instant. Took 2 minutes to register. I’m going to make Mike register and I’ll register Erik too. For [...]

The sun! It’s here!
Too bad the sunscreen has gone missing after a raining, yucky winter. I thought about it this morning, but figured “what they hey! The sun will be good for us!”
Ummmm.
When, precisely did the sunscreen nazi become so laissez faire about the big ball of cancer in the [...]