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It’s Obvious, Isn’t it?

Man oh man! I have such a great entry to write tonight, only I have no time! There’s not a single second to spare, but I have to tease you with the greatness of an entry full of mama drama. Fortunately it doesn’t involve anyone in my moms group, myself or anyone I know. I went to an indoor playground today and it was. . . joyful.

Instead of the full story, here’s a little snippet. You can either feel sorry for Mike or for me, your pick.

Me, laying in a sit up position, doing a sort of isometric sit-up by holding my head up and my abs in while Erik crawls all over me.

Mike: Do some sit-ups!
Me: ignores comment
Mike: Come on! Do some sit-ups!
Me: ignores comment
Mike: Baby! Do some sit-ups!
Me: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?????????
Mike: What? Are you insane? I never called you fat! How could you possibly think those words added up to me calling you fat? There is no way to construe that statement as saying you are fat!

Another note on the difference between men and women: I spent my whole 45 minutes in the weight room listening to two guys talk about how they each needed to gain at least 25 pounds.


One Response to “It’s Obvious, Isn’t it?”

  1. mo Says:

    Yep. Hubs and I really need to lose some weight. He cuts down to one chocolate bar a day and he lost 5 pounds. I avoid chocolate for weeks and have gained 2 pounds. He parks a little further from the door to add maybe 5 to 10 minutes of activity to his day and noticably drops weight. I started walking an hour a day in the summer and the scale still refuses to budge. Want to know why men die earlier than women? ‘Cause we kill them out of frustration!