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Crazy

I think I may have gone insane. I am planning a two-hour round trip car drive with Erik tomorrow.

After seeing it in black and white like that there is no thinking I am insane. I AM insane.

And it’s all in a quest for the perfect pair of pants.

You see, I had the most comfy, flattering, practical pair of brown cords in the entire universe. When I was in Oregon, the pants got a giant rip in the seat and they are useless. Things always break in Oregon. I’ve been haunting e-bay, looking for a pair of these pants but I’ve been outbid every single time I’ve come across them. Bah! So today I posted in the fatshionista community about my little problem and several people said these are currently available at Lane Bryant outlets! Score! There are four Lane Bryant outlets around here, but every single one is an hour away. Hmph. I’ll call around tomorrow morning and see if I can make sure the store really has a pair, then off we go in search of the holy grail. It’s ridiculous, isn’t it? I’ve had no luck with any other brown pants and I have a ton of brown shirts that are calling out for my attention.

It’s hard being so fashionably fabulous *snicker*.

I am very tempted to see if my babysitter is available tomorrow, but that would drive the cost of these pants into the ridiculous category.

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, can someone please explain this little mystery? The Cracker Lady was at Latin Cardio today. She beat me to class so got to stand under the fan, fair and square. Here’s the mystery: she was wearing a heavy sweatshirt and heavy sweatpants. I don’t understand! If she’s so hot, why doesn’t she wear a thin t-shirt and some kind of shorts or capris?

And now I have to go wrangle a screaming toddler. I think I’m going to get my tubes tied tomorrow.


2 Responses to “Crazy”

  1. Emee Says:

    Maybe Cracker Lady thinks she’ll lose more weight by wearing sweats to class. Of course it will be water and will be right where it was tomorrow.

    I have one pair of pants that mostly fits right - also from LB but they aren’t cords. The others I have need to be tailored a bit. I have lots of jeans from there but don’t get the opportunity to wear them anymore.

  2. Emee Says:

    Oh and I was in there Friday during prime sale/shopping time and liked ONE shirt they had but I didn’t see it anywhere on the racks. *pout*


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