Queen of Rambles

I felt like some kind of pioneer woman this evening when I grabbed a bag of barely used bulgar wheat, two pieces of fabric and my sewing machine. Within minutes I had a spiffy little bean bag that’s ugly and smells bad, yet is functional and exactly like the bean bags of my youth. [...]

I have a few 1X Macy’s tops for sale over at http://community.livejournal.com/fatshionista/2282399.html#cutid1 If you are a friend and decide you want any of it, I’ll give you a $5 price reduction (except the last one. That one I’ll give you for free, just as long as you pay shipping, though currently there might [...]

I got my box of four pairs of slightly used pants today. They all fit like a glove and I am so so so so so so happy! I feel slightly guilty for getting such a great deal, but the person who sent them set the price.
We just discovered that our DVR [...]

Don’t you love how I usually hype something up, then totally forget it the next day so I never fulfill my writing karma? That isn’t going to happen tonight. I promised a tale of mama drama and a tale of mama drama is what you’ll get.
We have this indoor playgroundish sort of place [...]

Man oh man! I have such a great entry to write tonight, only I have no time! There’s not a single second to spare, but I have to tease you with the greatness of an entry full of mama drama. Fortunately it doesn’t involve anyone in my moms group, myself or anyone [...]

Erik’s Swedish DVD is freaking me out! I think I’m going to have nightmares tonight. It’s playing some weird, freaky not-quite-classical music while showing still photos of old-fashioned, kinda moldy dolls.
Ewwww! They just showed a grouping of stuffed monkeys with red eyes!
See, there’s a reason they say this [...]

There will be no long road trip for me today. Instead, a fabulous person is sending me four pairs of the pants I want at an incredible bargain rate. They don’t fit her. They fit me. She makes a little money. I get the pants I want. I don’t have to [...]

I think I may have gone insane. I am planning a two-hour round trip car drive with Erik tomorrow.
After seeing it in black and white like that there is no thinking I am insane. I AM insane.
And it’s all in a quest for the perfect pair of pants.
You see, I had the most [...]

Once again, it’s time to cuss out my camera software. I hates it! I hates it so! My old photo editing software was perfect, but when I tried to load it onto my laptop it wouldn’t work without paying money to buy the whole program. I already PAID money for the [...]

Before we get to the pictures, I just have one thing to say. I want to do something thrilling! I want to dye my hair turquoise or get a tattoo or buy this shirt. I want to be daring!
But the last time I dyed my hair a strange color it [...]