Queen of Rambles

The key to a happy mother in one easy conversation: Me: Mom, what are you doing on September 22 at 11:30 pm. Mom, sounding drunk even though she doesn’t drink: Eating dinner? Me: You eat dinner at 11:30? Mom: Ummm. Sleeping? Me: Yeah, sleep is good. But I have to have something delivered for your [...]

First bonus:  Do you think Heather deserves a prize?  She had comment number 5000 on entry number 1,500!  Seems prize worthy to me!  How cool that WordPress shows those stats when you sign in.  I’ll have to put together a little mini-prize package. Heather, if you would like to claim it, e-mail me your address [...]

I’m so tired I could just fall asleep sitting right here. Instead of typing a lovely entry, I could go lay down my weary head and go to sleeeeeeep. Even if it is only 8:30. This afternoon I took an accidental snooze, but it didn’t last long. I was trying to convince Erik that sleep [...]

I’ve been working up a post in my head all afternoon, but it will have to wait for tomorrow. I’ve been doing a ton of reading and thinking and analyzing and have come to some conclusions. Today was a good day. Very good day. I think I needed to have day of rage to realize [...]

Erik just stepped on my last nerve today and I am so done with him. So. Very. Done. It’s a good thing Mike is telecommuting today or I don’t know what would have happened. Can you call 911 and ask for an emergency babysitter? The day started out well enough. I had a dentist appointment [...]

Can you believe some crazy person actually requested pictures of MisterE? Makes my job easy for tonight! I don’t have to come up with my usual dazzling wit and wisdom. Ha! Uploading, editing, and captioning pictures is a lot harder than talking typing out of my ass. I never understood why I got good grades [...]

Despite going to bed past midnight, I got the first good night’s sleep I’ve had in at least two years. Erik slept until 9 am and I enjoyed every precious second of the sleep. I forgot what it felt like to be refreshed and alert. There wasn’t that bone weariness that infuses most of my [...]

I actually managed to get this done all by my lonesome! I only screwed it up about five times and had to contact tech support once. As soon as I sent in my support ticket I realized the problem. I had an answer back in 10 minutes. Fast! I am not thrilled with this template, [...]