Queen of Rambles

It’s that time of the month–time for me to announce a new issue of Mosaic Minds. Only this time there isn’t a new issue. We’re going on hiatus and when we come back we will only be publishing four times a year instead of eight times a year.
We also are getting […]

Here’s your free cute picture of the day. No reason. My friend e-mailed it to me last night and it’s so damned cute I can’t keep it to myself. It’s from the holiday cookie exchange in December. I can’t believe how much he’s grown in just a month!
I thought I ruined […]

I hate it when I’m stupid. I really, really, really hate it. It makes my stomach clench up and my heart pound and I want to stick an ice pick through my eyeball.
My e-mail has been wonky all weekend and I was getting antsy about a potential missed e-mail from my employer. […]

I did something totally out of character that proves I’m a mother. You’ll laugh when you hear it and wonder how I became such a curmudgeon, but a curmudgeon I am so this little thing was a stretch.
I bought my kid a teddy bear.
He has stuffed animals. He doesn’t have stuffed animals galore like some […]

This weekend has been most excellent. We had company over for the first time in a bajillion years, and what excellent company it was. Tora and Mr. Pines finally made their way over to the civilized side of the Potomac and visited our humble abode. Two types of pizza were on the […]

We got our actual writing assignments for my freelance job today so I guess I can no longer sit around and stare at the Internet. I have to sit around and use my brain. Suddenly all the things that seemed so obvious and easy at the training seem really hard and I’m going […]

I have ants in my pants and I need to get them out!
I have been cooped up at home for too long. I hate missing the gym. I hate hate hate hate it. I never, ever thought I’d say that but the gym is my sanity. I get a child-free hour […]

How can a mother look at a little boy that cute and darling and into household chores and bear to listen to him scream his lungs out for an hour? Everything I’ve read has promised that kids get used to the bed time routine and will soon go down like a dream. Ha. […]

I’m finally answering the last set of interview questions from the interview meme! These questions come from Jette. As always, if you’d like me to ask you five questions just leave a comment. Then you’re supposed to ask questions to the people who want them when you post your answers. Yadda yadda […]

It’s always so much fun when you answer the door and then look over and see your son walk out of the bedroom with a condom in one hand and a tube of KY in the other.