Queen of Rambles

Thing the First: I just totally puked while brushing my teeth. It hearkened back to the days of my pregnancy when I puked almost every single time I brushed my teeth in the mornings. I am trying not to be worried, even though the possibility of pregnancy is practically nil. It’s much more likely that an alien kidnapped me in middle of the night and injected me with his creepy, green-scaled spawn. Where do I buy a test for that? The back pages of the Weekly World News?

Thing the Second: I am about ready to tear apart our highchair, piece by crusty, food covered piece. New parents shouldn’t be given the responsibility of buying things like highchairs. We have no idea that all those fancy reclining, two-trayed, hobby-knobby garbage makes for an almost impossible to clean piece of stinky furniture. Our tray has a little pull thing to easily remove it from the chair. The problem? Erik has learned how to kick it from the other side and knock the whole tray on the floor. I am so ready to get rid of this thing and go and buy one of those simple, strap-to-a-big-chair jobbies.

Thing the Third: I’m going to the gym this morning. Should I bother to put on a shirt? I went late in the evening the other day and was shocked to see that most of the women were wearing bras just like mine, but missing their shirts. They were all super-skinny and didn’t have any boobs to speak of so it wasn’t gross to look at I guess. I think if I showed up in just my bra someone would surely tell me to go cover up my oozing fat.

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