Queen of Rambles

The source of the fever has been determined: stomach virus.
At least it has only been puke so far. I smell like puke, the baby smells like puke, the bedroom smells like puke, Mike smells like puke, the couch smells like puke, the carpet smells like puke. . . you get the [...]

I had to slam on the brakes today. No running around finishing things. No sitting at the computer typing like a mad woman while Erik plays by himself. No nothing.
I knew something was wrong this morning, but I chose to ignore it in the hopes it would go away. Erik was [...]

Here’s your thousand words for tonight.
Hahahahahaha!
Don’t you wish I could just post a picture and call it good? I do. Then I could get some sleep. I am still going crazy over here and my feature article that was supposed to be so good is doing some major sucking and I hate [...]

My life is so insane right now that I can’t even think straight. I finished most of the things on my to-do list yesterday, but not all of them. I forgot to add “call my mom to wish her happy birthday” which took an hour of my time. I still am running [...]

I’m taking a page from Kisha’s book and making a to-do list. It’s faster to type it than to write it out.
*Package 2 MK orders
*Find Mom’s birthday cards that I bought two weeks ago
*Go to store and buy her a present
*Package present
*Go to post office and mail stuff
*Find a dollar store and buy supplies for [...]

I can’t decide if I want to lay down in a heap on the floor and cry for three straight days or if I want to take an ice pick and punch myself in the stomach until I die. It’s probably a good thing I don’t actually own an ice pick because I have [...]

Mike is so cruel. He came in with a flyer in his hand and a smile on his face. “We should call her!”
I looked at the flyer and was shocked. Cleaning services! He thought we needed cleaning services! I would have done a cartwheel if my boobs wouldn’t have knocked [...]

I think Mike thinks I am insane. Perhaps I am. I was watching the latest Erik video and I hate it because I sound fat. Mike doesn’t understand how a person can sound fat, but it’s quite obvious to me. I sound like I’m out of breath, like I’m so fat I [...]

I had a very long and thoughtful post all typed out. For some reason I was stupid and typed it in the wrong place so when I accidentally hit a stupid combination of keys it went bye-bye and I had no way to recover it.
Suffice it to say, I was brilliant.
Since I [...]

My mood did the big flip-flop today and I’ve been positively giddy. Why? Who knows. I’m running with it and enjoying it and laughing my self silly over every little thing Erik does. I even took a video of him just roaming around and it makes me giggle every time I [...]