Queen of Rambles

Our internet problem is just getting worse and worse. I called the cable company on Friday night and set up an appointment to have a guy come and look at it last night. We kept getting calls from the cable company telling us the guy would be late. Finally at 10 pm the […]

I had no pimples. None. Nada.
. . .

Hmmmmmm. There doesn’t seem to be a number 2 through 10.
I have a dermatologist appointment on Tuesday and I am nervous. He’s supposed to do a mole check and a big lumps on my head check (pilar cysts) and hopefully remove one or two […]

It’s Thursday night and I’m in a growly mood. Our internet is down AGAIN, so who knows when I’ll be able to post this. That makes me growly. I like to have my calendar all filled up. I know, I know. It doesn’t make any difference at all, but I […]

With a title like that, you’d expect a great story that will keep you up all night. Better move along. I’ve got nothing. No-thing. Nada. It’s been a perfectly boring day.
I met up with the mom’s group for a walk and it was totally drama free. How did that […]

I think my darling son is going to have one giant crick in his neck. If I were a better mother I might go over to him and gently unfold his neck from his shoulder. If I were an excellent mother I might wipe his face off, remove him from his high chair […]

Our weekend away was exactly what Mike and I both needed. Mike has had an extremely stressful month at work and it’s just going to get worse until August or later. I have had an extremely stressful six months and I don’t know if it is ever going to get better. There […]

Did you know Maryland had bears? Big bears! We saw one on the road.
Ok, so that’s a lie. We saw a big sign that said “Watch for Maryland Wildlife. Stay Alert!” Then it had a picture of a deer and a bear. I understand the deer. I know about deer. […]

I know one of the key components to losing weight is often having a workout buddy. I’ve never had a workout buddy. I’m a loner and I don’t particularly like people telling me what to do, which is what a workout buddy would feel like. I know that’s not the point at […]

I am not meant to be a big city girl. The shopping and dining opportunities are lost on me. I’d enjoy the artsy fartsy aspects if I didn’t have to endure traffic and bag searches and millions of tourists. I could be quite content to live the small town life as long as […]

Mike and I have a very loving, almost gag worthy if you don’t like sweetness, relationship. He often compliments me and I often tell him he’s full of crap. I know he is sincere in his compliments and really means the things he says, but I am not good at believing nice things […]