Queen of Rambles

As most of you who know me might guess, I am going in-freaking-sane over here. I love my family. I really do. I just want to mute them once in a while. I need alone time. I crave alone time. There is no alone time here. I need quiet. I crave quiet. There is no [...]

I knew there would be computer problems! I tried to log on to my mom’s computer yesterday and her Netzero program is corrupted and she has no idea where the CD is. I am going to try to download it and put it on the iPod but I have no idea if that will really [...]

We made it. Aren’t you glad? I am. I don’t ever want to travel alone with a baby again. People were really kind and made the trip a lot easier, but it still was not something I want to repeat. Did you know you have to put the stroller through the x-ray machine? To do [...]

No Mother of the Year Award for Me I couldn’t sleep last night and woke up in a sweat. Mike told me to go cool off in the guest room since it is always freezing in there. I think I need to make that my new room. The bed is much more comfortable than our [...]

Piss on it. He has such lovely expressions. Guess who’s not going to Oregon tomorrow. I’m sure there are many, many, many people who have no intention of going to Oregon tomorrow so if you guessed Britney Spears, George W. Bush, Jennifer Aniston or Bill Cosby you are most likely correct. If you guessed Carrie [...]

I’m starting to see how other women are able to get out and go places and do things with their babies. MisterE is turning into a really pleasant little boy who just eats up any attention thrown his way. I was in dire need of something for my eye, so I packed him up and [...]

The internet can be a really mean place, but some people try to make it better. There’s a really low-key, NICE blog voting thing going on right now and a lot of the names are very familiar to me (Buzz-A-Roni, Pigs, Heather, brief_therapy, to name a few). Go check it out at this site. It’s [...]

Thanks for all the comments yesterday. Believe me, I have tried every diet and health thing there is to try. In general I am very. . . ok. . . with things. Not happy, but ok. I have generally accepted myself and am pleased that I have become something of a health nut. I actually [...]

My eyelid is swollen and sore. It looks like a cat hair got into it, but it is not itchy and I have not been out of the house. Why would it swell up? I had a sesame seed in there a couple of weeks ago, but I thought it worked itself out in a [...]

Happy birthday, to my sweet baby boy! I was so upset by the MRI that I forgot to give all the shiny people in my computer what they really want–the stats. I’m really surprised to report that he only weighs 16 pounds. He’s dropped down to the 75th percentile in both weight and head circumference. [...]