Queen of Rambles

I picked Mike up from the train station at a little past 8. I am not liking this week. In fact, I am HATING this week. I should just be happy he came home at all. The other guys just grabbed a hotel room so they can be there bright and [...]

I promised Mike I would make this super fast. Faster than a bunny hump. How fast does a bunny hump? Why is hump my favorite word? I have a feeling I would like the Hump song that I see dissed all over the Internet if I ever listened to non-country music. Can you [...]

Every time I have a pain I gripe about it, but figure that it is all in my head and will go away eventually. It takes some serious repetitive pain to get me off the couch and in the doctor’s office.
Guess what!
My tooth pain was not all in my head. I have a [...]

I’m back! I don’t think there are that many people lurking around here on the weekends, so you probably didn’t even know I was gone.
Before I tell the (non)-story, how about a Mosaic Minds plug? We could really use some fiction pieces for this issue. You don’t want me trying to write [...]

I use fake words so often online that I often forget they are fake. This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to socialize with real people. I threw the chiropractor for a loop when I asked him if it was ok to start ellipticizing again. You’d think that’d be an obvious fake [...]

I think MisterE was sick yesterday. He refused to sleep. Just flat out refused. I’m not cut out for this mommy business because there is no recourse when your child refuses to do what you say. You can’t send him to the principal’s office or write a detention. At this age [...]

Fear isn’t something I feel very often. You wouldn’t know it with all my angsty weirdness, but I am very rarely scared in a real and true my-life-is-in-danger type of way.
If you’ve been reading long, you know my sister has poor judgment in the men department, often leading to bruises and worse. [...]

No slide show today! Instead, we’ll have to do it the old-fashioned way since the pics are going in different directions. I could mess around with the background colors and figure it out, but since my LJ and my blog have different backgrounds it would be weird.
Speaking of backgrounds, I’ve informed Mike that [...]

Just when I get all maudlin and sad about not being around my family, I have a conversation that brings reality crashing around my head. No need to be sad or maudlin. Their babysitting services would not be enough to keep me from heading right over that thin line of sanity into the [...]

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