Queen of Rambles

One of the hardest things to do with a giant belly bump: shave my legs! Honestly, I could care less if I have hairy legs or not, but I can’t stand it when they reach a certain point and scratch me while I’m trying to sleep, so today was shaving day. […]

I’ve been tagged by Mo for a meme, so since I’m just sitting here being bored I may as well do it. I was sleeping quite peacefully until an angry bird started demanding entrance into my bedroom window. Crazy critter!
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I was knocked out of my morning entry habit by a long sleep-in this morning. I was awake a lot of the night with cramps, so it was nice to finally conk out and sleep till 10 am, even if I did wake up in the biggest puddle of drool found outside a St. […]

Did you know that it doesn’t matter how hard you click the unlock button on your car clicker thingee. It doesn’t matter how much you curse at it. It doesn’t matter how much you stare at your front door and try the lock. The car clicker WILL NOT open your front door. […]

It seems I have a cold. Damn. I knew I’d get it when Mike started his sniffles, but I was hoping I’d somehow manage to get lucky and avoid it. I even ate a big ol’ pile of pineapple and strawberries to try to ward it off. I think I like shopping at […]

How do people find the stamina to endure the boredom of unemployment? I guess i better enjoy it while it lasts because this little boy will have me hopping soon enough. The other day I saw the happiest, cutest baby in the world and I think my little boy will be like him. […]

I have no coherent thoughts today, so you get tidbits. As a bonus, the tidbits are illustrated. No one here still uses dial-up, do they?
I mentioned before that I wanted an interesting quilt block to use as my focal point during labor. Honestly, I’m not quite sure how much faith […]

This kid is not getting the message that it’s time to vacate his happy little home. I haven’t really tried any of the folk “remedies” to get him to come early, but I have been bouncing up and down, trying to force him out. I begged Mike to reach in there and pull him […]

Why does false labor always happen in middle of the night? I’m so tired now, but I don’t think I’ll be napping today. My stomach is stretched so taut that every time the boy moves it feels like he’s going to burst through the skin. Did I mention he really likes moving? […]

Setting: On my way to the train station to pick up Mike.
Me: sees police car in review mirror I’m going to get pulled over. Damn damn damn. I’m going to get pulled over and cry.
Blue lights flashing in my rearview. . .
Officer: walks up to window and stares at me
Me: […]