Queen of Rambles

I don’t know if there is anything quite as disgusting* as taking a big swig of milk and realizing it is whole instead of skim. I may have to drink some vinegar to degrease my mouth.
*If you aren’t a contestant on Fear Factor. Ok, so I can actually think of a lot of […]

I just saw the perfect name for our child while watching the credits roll for a TV show. It was actually a hyphenated name that consisted of the name I like the best and the name Mike likes second best. Perfect! Then I can call the boy by the name I like […]

I think I’m going to have to put my baby up for adoption after he’s born. I thought I wanted a baby, but after spending this week with my nephew I am not sure I can handle a baby. I have very little in the way of maternal instinct, I have very little in […]

Is the title politically incorrect? Oh well. I’m not too interested in pleasing people with no sense of humor. Not that anyone here has no sense of humor. I’ve been reading a couple of uber-popular blogs and think I would cry under the weight of hundreds of comments a day, half […]

I set my mom up with a netzero dial-up account today and managed to type in a very long entry about my insane family, but then I got a blue screen. Now I’m ready to scream.
The trip thus far has been incredibly frustrating and I don’t know what keeps my mom from running far, […]

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And now I’m off to see the wizard! Or my family, as the case may be.

I need to start packing my bags. I’m heading off to Oregon tomorrow and am extremely unmotivated about the whole thing. I am going to love seeing my nephew, but I’m going to be around the rest of my family without the Mike buffer, which means I will probably yell at them a […]

I am having a hormonal day. Hormonal days are not pleasant. They involve a lot of crying, a lot of yelling, and a whole lot of completely irrational thoughts. Mike loves me when I’m hormonal.
I decided that I simply MUST have Mexican food, even if it was crappy gross Mexican food (the […]

I found a link to the swimsuit I bought. The model is much prettier than Mike or myself so you don’t have to be traumatized. My new wonderful beautiful swimsuit. Now, if I can just remember to search for Longitude swimwear the next time I need a bathing suit I might not […]

Last week I committed a “random act of kindness.” I find the term to be rather disgustingly sweet, given that I am a crabby old cynic, but I also find it amusing so I’m choosing to use it instead of saying I did a good deed. Wouldn’t my writing be a whole lot […]