Queen of Rambles

Yesterday I was fooling around at blogrolling and noticed I could change my user name. Since my username was an e-mail address that is no longer valid I jumped at the change. BIG MISTAKE. I see now that the change username function is just beta and I can’t log in with any name at all [...]

I’ve never been able to hear Wednesday referred to as hump day. I first heard the term in elementary school while listening to the radio. My friends and I all blushed furiously and couldn’t believe how dirty the radio could be. I had heard the word hump before. I knew it was what cows did [...]

I’m so tired. I’m tired of my sour stomach and amazingly large, painful belches that won’t be quenched by any medication. This has been going on since Sunday night and I’ve barely gotten any sleep. I have hardly eaten anything today, only small portions of easy to digest food, but that doesn’t seem to have [...]

You all should be crying with jealousy. I made the best guacamole ever last night and it tasted even better with my chips tonight. I always make good guacamole, but something in the stars was just right last night and it was so good it almost gave me physical pleasure. I actually did it a [...]

It’s cold in here! That’s the first time I think I’ve ever said that about this apartment. We’re sandwhiched on the third floor and usually catch the heat from everyone else. I don’t think we even turned our heater on at all this winter. The heat has been on all this time, so our thermostat [...]

We’re having a dinner party in 7 hours and I still don’t know what we are serving. The choices are chicken Gillespie (chicken breaded with parmesan cheese) with risotto, a Mexican fiesta, or Swedish meatballs. I’m leaning toward the Mexican fiesta. We also don’t know how many guests there will be. It will either be [...]

I hate it when my fingers hit some weird combination of keys and I totally lose my entry. That was several hours ago, but I’m ready to try again. First item of business: my poor, deformed nip. I know you want to hear more about this. I know you are crying out for information about [...]

Our shower has abused us mightily today. I woke up to a very naked man asking me if I’d ever seen such a small penis. I hadn’t. He then jolted me out of a nice, warm morning wake up by jumping on me with his extremely frigid body, just to prove he’d taken a shower [...]

I’m taking the lazy way out when it comes to writing an entry tonight. I had another good day working as an aid in a kindergarten room. It was a school right in the heart of McMansion country, so no surprise that it didn’t have quite the problems as the poorer schools. Instead the kids [...]

I encountered a class full of good children today. They gave me hope for the world. I guess not every child flounders in dysfunction. Just way too many of them. The school I was at today is almost brand new and very cool. Each grade level has a huge common room in middle of the [...]