Queen of Rambles

I’m sure by now most of you Harry Potter fans have seen this site. It’s a very large site all about a crazy theory–Ron is Dumbledore. I went into it thinking it was absolutely ridiculous and the first part kind of numbed my brain, but I kept reading and now I think it might actually be possible. Personally, I think it would be pretty cool. Mike thinks it would cheapen the series. I guess it just depends on how into wacky theories one is. I, personally, would never come up with a wacky . No, no never. (Only click those links if you know what WoT is and you don’t already know about Vandelay. I know this spoils it all, but it is actually a really annoying site with pop ups so it is only fair to give you warning).

I’ve come up with a new theory about my weight. See, even though I am starting to accept my body I simply can not accept the number on the scale. I weigh more than most football linebackers. Seriously. I can’t watch sporting events that give the weights of the players because I outweigh most of them by quite a bit. I had a body analysis done at the Y and my ideal weight is 195. That’s much heavier than any chart has ever told me. So my theory? Well, it’s kind of wacky (since today’s theme seems to be wacky theories). In high school my biology teacher told me I had the tiniest cheek cells of any one he’d ever seen in his 25 years of teaching. Today I realized this is the cause of my problem. My cells are tiny, thus I require more of them, thus I am simply denser than other people. I would think two or three small cells would weigh more than one big cell. They would have to have more “parts” and not as much plain liquid. So, my friends, now I can accept myself and the high numbers on the scale. If you happen to be a doctor or some such person who actually knows things, please don’t burst my bubble. Unless, of course, you know things that would support my theory. Then you can comment.

Yes, I know I am a freak. Yes I know my imagination is a little crazy. I like it that way.

We really need to get our butts in gear and pack a bunch more stuff today. I have mosquito bites all over my legs and they itch badly. I think I may have been infected with the West Nile Virus. Do you think Mike will accept that as an excuse to get out of the packing? Me neither.

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