Queen of Rambles

So much has been happening today that I don’t know what to say or do. I may just have to puke. That’s how my stomach feels right now.
Actually, at this very moment I want to beat my computer with a very large baseball bat, but I’ll puke after that. Mosaic Minds is all [...]

The world is a strange place. Yesterday a local mother killed her four year old daughter and reported her missing. Today I see an advertisement for refrigerators with TV screens built right in. I know they have nothing to do with each other, but I just wonder how we can live in [...]

I didn’t think I was going to get to make a post tonight. It started thundering a few hours ago and things just got worse and worse and worse. I headed to the gym and watched as the parking lot started to flood. The electricity was blinking on and off. Lightening was very close. [...]

That is bonding, not bondage. You dirty minded people can climb out of the sewers. Our happy little family of Mike, Daddi-o and me have been having all sorts of bonding moments. Mike is especially amused by my nicknames, given to me by my dad–Turd Head and Lardo (the Lardo would be [...]

Cats are even smarter than I thought. Our cat has somehow disabled her bell and is now fully capable of bringing birds in the house again.
Doing the crazy “a bird is in the house and I’m a wussy girl” dance doesn’t get the bird out of the house any faster. In fact, I think [...]

I am about ready to drop kick my silly dogs! Of course, I would never actually do that, but they are driving me out of my mind. I had been getting them T-Bonz and they loved them. The cheapo outlet grocery store ran out of them, so it was off to Wal-Mart to see [...]

Ok, I don’t normally delve into politics here but this is just too important not to pass along. If you think gay marriages should be allowed you might want to check this out: Action Center It is a letter (you can edit it) that will be e-mailed to your Senators telling them you [...]

I think someone needs to get me a paper bag! I can’t quite hypervenitlating. This time it’s a good thing, unlike the hysterical hypervenilation that came with wedding preparations.
WE ARE MOVING TO WASHINGTON DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, ok, it’s still tentative. Things could go wrong. The job offer could totally suck. We could win the lottery tomorrow.
I [...]

Sometimes I am so stupid and stubborn that it’s almost painful. Take this particular moment for instance. Ready for some TMI? I really need to pee. Really. Badly. I might just sit here and pee in the chair. So why don’t I go? Why am I sitting here [...]

It’s time to leave! Mike’s plane doesn’t leave till tomorrow morning, but it’s such an ungodly hour we have to spend the night in Medford. That means good, good, good Mexican food for dinner tonight! I think I may be more nervous than Mike. It feels like our life will begin if he [...]