Annoyances
I’ve only been up for an hour, but so far I’ve been annoyed beyond belief. Here’s why:
1) I woke up with a raging headache.
2) I didn’t do dishes yet again, so had to wait for the improperly routed hot water to go all the way around the house before coming to the sink (my dad is a plumber, he did a “short cut”)
3) I felt a strange tap on my shoulder and suddenly had a big furball sitting on my HEAD!
4) The Air Force boys have no respect for quiet. They are out in full force in their fighter jets, playing their games. I guess it is necessary for them to practice, but do they have to practice right above my house??? They kind of freak me out when they are out flying in formation. I know they are just practicing, but I always thing “What if those are enemy jets flying over my head?” Sometimes they fly so low I swear you can see right into the cockpit.
5) Bonkers is a piggy and wants yet another treat.
6) My beautiful hydrangea is totally dead. What a waste.
7) THIS HOUSE IS A MESS!!!!!!
8) I am lazy, lazy, lazy and most of these annoyances wouldn’t be happening if I would just be a normal human being and clean the damned house!
May 29th, 2004 at 3:49 am
Normal people clean house? I KNEW I wasn’t normal!!!