Queen of Rambles

Lots of random stuff: Did you know pork roast is totally delicious? It’s much better than roast beef! Why didn’t I know this before? Probably because when I hear the word “pork” I think of my mother’s horrible, burnt, dry pork chops. I think pork roast is going to be a new staple on our [...]

Mike and I weren’t kidnapped by un-ethical examiners who wanted to steal our organs and do strange experiments. That’s always a good thing. A couple of months ago I got an offer for life insurance through my bank that sounded pretty good. We are in our thirties. We need to start thinking of things like [...]

How is it humanly possible to be this tired? I could easily fall asleep in my brand, spankin’ new computer chair, but I have to inform the masses of my daily activity. The world might just possibly end if I don’t update. Thanks for the probability games suggestions. Luckily the one teacher I liked happened [...]

You know, if you’re an evil tyrant, mad with power you need a torture chamber. In today’s climate it’s not wise to leave the rack hanging out in plain site so I’ve devised the perfect plan. Build a really nice quilting room. It has everything you need for basic torture sessions. Who needs the rack [...]

I don’t often do memes, but this one was fun. I stole it from Idaho Swede and Reebert Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says. “… filed from Mr. Balfor’s room in search of texts. Again, Mr. Florist’s antiquated style slowed down…” Stretch your [...]

Today has been a much better day. School was a breeze since I didn’t have to do study hall. Amazing how such an hour can make all the difference. Other than that things were normal-o. One teacher had a sub and I was not looking forward to that at all. Usually subs mean complete and [...]

I feel like my head is spinning off. Today has been a strange day and I’m quite glad it’s over. For once it has nothing to do with work–work actually went very smoothly. I went and talked to the teacher of the evil girls and she backed me up 100%, which was nice. The girls [...]

It’s that time again! Time for another issue of Mosaic Minds. I hope you enjoy it. I only contributed three stories this time. I think. It seems like more though. Who knows? Who cares? Today has been the day from hell. It started out cold and yucky so Mike drove me. I know that probably [...]