Queen of Rambles

I think yesterday was the sort-of-official-though-who-makes-these-things-official Blog It Forward Day, which is just a nice way of spreading some blog love. I, of course, can’t participate in Blog It Forward Day since that would require meeting a deadline for a specific day. Procrastinators can’t meet deadlines unless there is something really bad to be avoided [...]

Is there nothing better than a three day weekend? Other than spring break? Or a four day weekend? Of course, these things cut into my pay, but at the moment I don’t care. Three days of freedom is enough to make me do a cartwheel. Actually, I can’t do a cartwheel. I never could do [...]

Not much happening today. Just work and walking the beasts and cooking dinner and water aerobics. Isn’t that all I ever do. I’ve found out the reason the Biatch is such a Biatch. I’d be a Biatch too if I had to do her job (and I’ve been doing parts of it for the past [...]

Poor Mike. His culinary skills are just not quite up to par. He can follow a recipe, but if there’s any variation things go awry pretty fast. His dinner tonight literally had me crying. I finally had to give it to the dogs because I simply couldn’t sit near it anymore. We were having toasted [...]

I’ve been promoted today. Instead of being a poopey-head, I’m a stupid bitch. For some reason poopey head is a lot easier to swallow, even though the first graders mean it just as maliciously as the older kids mean stupid bitch. The Biatch hurt her leg so was gone all afternoon, which meant I had [...]

I’ve been a very naughty girl today. Get your mind out of the gutter, Juan! I know what you’re thinking. My naughtiness involved chocolate syrup and whipped cream, but it wasn’t anything that could lead to child birth. It could only lead to a big belly and lots of tears. But it was just so [...]

Just so you know, we are in need of submissions for the next issue of Mosaic Minds (Theme: Winging It). Since we’ve moved to a monthly schedule our deadline is coming up very shortly: March 15! Have any of you been to New York or Hollywood? That’d make a great travel piece for the Escape [...]

This morning as I was reading blogs I had a major pang of jealousy when I read about a glass class Buzz-a-roni might take. Then I went over to grandma’s and she had just received a community college catalog. I eagerly grabbed it, intent on finding a ballroom dance class for Mikey and I to [...]

For the longest time I believed that I didn’t like Dr. Seuss. Green Eggs and Ham was way too long and repetitive, The Grinch Before Christmas scared me, and I simply didn’t like The Cat in the Hat. After spending a week being indoctrinated with Seusisms, watching millions of movies and reading thousands of books [...]

I really dislike talking about politics here, mainly because I really dislike politics. However, I saw an ad on TV last night that shocked me, so I figured I better check it out and see if it was true or just part of a smear campaign. From what I can tell it seems to be [...]