Queen of Rambles

This week is going to go by way too fast if the rest of the week is anything like today. I got next to nothing accomplished even though it seems like I was busy every second of the day. Where does the time go? I thought I was doing really well on my quilt. I [...]

It’s Spring Break, so it’s time for this girl to go wild. I started the day in a swimsuit and ended the day with a nipple piercing! I got up at 8 am, raring to go. I hit the pool and did an hour of the most intense aqua-jogging I’ve ever done. We had an [...]

My life has way too much stress. I’m ready to quit. Not life, but the things that are causing me stress. However, making decisions like these in the throes of hormonal depression is never a good idea. This too shall pass and I’ll be jobless at the end of it. Thank the good Lord above [...]

My intent is to be succinct. We’ll see how that works out. I don’t feel like writing or much of anything else. I just spent a lot of time laying face down on the bed, goose feathers poking me in the eye, thinking of absolutely nothing. I hate being a woman. Here’s today’s thoughts: 1) [...]

I’m boinking the milk man. Not that we have milk men in this day and age. Mike is just being a sweetie and running to Wal-Mart for a gallon of milk. He’s the best husband in the history of the world. I would have stopped and got some on my way back from aqua-jogging, but [...]

The last couple of days I’ve been taking Diet and Energy pills for mental energy and thermogenesis. Sounds impressive doesn’t it? It’s probably a sham, but it’s ephedrine free so at least it shouldn’t be dangerous. I can promise you that I have more energy. I’ve done more these last two days than I’ve done [...]

I’m quite the sicky these days. Yesterday I ate a piece of fried chicken, which is a major no-no for me. Not because I’m counting calories, but because grease absolutely does not agree with me these days. I was sick as a dog all night from that stupid piece of chicken. Grrrrr! I thought things [...]

I’m feeling very brain dead and completely unwriterly right now. I’ve spent most of the day staring at my screen with a major sense of writer’s block. Not a good position to be in the day before a deadline. Yikes! I did manage to pound out three articles and part of another, but I don’t [...]

I have so much to do today but I’m way too angry and upset to coherently accomplish anything. Maybe writing out my frustrations will clear my mind so I can focus on writing the articles I should have written last weekend. In preparation for moving to New Mexico, my mom came over here and went [...]

I do believe the workers of Wal-Mart need to learn how to better interface with people. Today I just about went over the counter and strangled a wonderful little girl cashier, much to the embarrassment of Mikey-boy. This was after I’d already thrown a fit in the clothing section at the same establishment, stomped around [...]