Queen of Rambles

When you see an ad in the paper for “Dinner and a Show” what do you think that means? Do you think it means dinner and a whole show or dinner and “enough scenes from the show to make you curious about the real show but you’ll have to go a different weekend and pay [...]

I forgot what it was like to be around animals constantly. Growing up I always had black hairs all over my clothes thanks to the plethora of black labs we would keep. We always had to have a black lab. Us kids would have other cute little puppies, but my dad said a man must [...]

Another day, another grouch fest. I hate it when I get like this. I think I scared my dad with my vicious yelling. There was certainly no note of friendliness in it today. Even Mike gave me a look that told me I was going too far. That rarely happens. I went to water aerobics [...]

Not sure what to write about today. I just got back from aqua-jogging and think I’m going to have to have a little chat with someone somewhere about the useless teacher. She’s 16. I think that pretty much explains it. I’m not saying that a 16 year old can’t be a good teacher, but this [...]

Today is one of those days when I need to cover myself in green fur and move into a garbage can. Then everyone would know I’m grouchy and just leave me alone. I guess a person has a right to be a little grouchy when they have blood spurting out of their body. Why, why, [...]

I joined the YMCA today and am quite happy. I could go to water aerobics classes three times a day if I so desired. How cool is that? I’d turn into a fish, but I might be a fit fish (and I wouldn’t have scales, which is the important thing). Here’s what I want to [...]

It seems like I’m a bad communicator these days. On Friday my grandma called up and wanted to take “the whole family” out to pizza that night. The whole family is not much of a family at all–just me, Mike, mommy and grandma. Mom had a migraine so a noisy pizza parlor full of screaming [...]

My mother is in desperate need of a baby. Today proved that. We were sitting at a nice Mexican restaurant, when suddenly she spotted a little baby girl who “needed her.” Instead of conversing with her family like a normal person would do, she spent forty-five minutes staring at the little life form across the [...]

Before we get started here, I better mention that I’m not pregnant. I meant to say that last night but it totally slipped my mind. I was just referring to my hypothetical baby a couple of posts back, not a real one. Maybe one day, but probably not soon. We’d actually have to have some [...]

After much hard work on the part of many people, especially Kisha and Katrina my thought of a new e-zine has become a reality. I’ve mentioned the site enough here that you all know the name, but I’ve got to give it one more go: Mosaic Minds. I’m really proud of how it turned out [...]