Queen of Rambles

When a person starts dreaming of the Gilmore Girls they should no longer be allowed to watch the show. Good thing today is the last day of all the daily re-runs, then it will just be one show a week instead of an evening and afternoon showing. I am such a freak to even be [...]

Out of curiosity, how many of you attribute your personality traits to your zodiac sign? I don’t. I just can’t believe that the time of my birth has anything to do with what makes me me. Genetics? Yes, that’s a big part of it. Upbringing? Yes again, though I am more of a nature than [...]

Thank all of you so very much for your comments and encouragement. I do have pain meds so that is a big help. The doctor didn’t mention a dietician, but there is one at the local hospital so I’m trying to get in touch with her and hopefully she can help me come up with [...]

Isn’t that “I *heart* whoever just plain silly? I honestly *heart* my surgeon though. Notice how I’m claiming him as mine? If I could, I would bring him home and put him on a shelf. I love, love, love my dear Ulf with his grey beard and gentle hands. Nothing wrong with kid doctors for [...]

The kalamatas have stolen my innocence. I’ve gone through life thinking things were good and black olives were the olive nirvana. Wrong, wrong, wrong. My naive beliefs have been stripped away and now I’m addicted to the real thing. I can’t get enough. I want more, more, more (even though they make me puke–but just [...]

Mike baffles me. His brain is an alien creature and there’s just no way for me to understand how the neurons work. Case in point: Yesterday we rented X-Men 2 and a DVD player (we didn’t even know you could rent a DVD player, but if you get two movies it’s free, one movie and [...]

I’m wiped out today. I feel nothing. I think nothing. I don’t know why I’m even writing this. I guess I just feel responsible and don’t want people to think that a day without a diary entry means I ended up in the ER with emergency surgery. Though all in all that would probably be [...]

I hate the Pope. Yesterday was his big 25 year anniversary of being a Pope so he was on the Euronews all day long and it turned my stomach to see him. I want to pinch his little head off or at least knock him flat on his butt and proceed to cram some brains [...]

Mike called the hospital again this morning and I have a consultation next Tuesday afternoon! Can we say hip hip hooray! Maybe someone will finally fix me. Sounds like the surgeon wants to do some more testing, which makes me happy because this thing is not acting like gall stones. I hope he finds the [...]

Boooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg day. I decided that I must be imagining my pain since no one thinks they should do anything about it so I went to water aerobics and about killed myself. Why do I do that? If you are scared that you’re a hypochondriac, does that make you a reverse hypochondriac? The last time I [...]