Queen of Rambles

Well, now I’m pissed. I just had a long and funny entry all typed up and ready to go. Then I uploaded this picture of my funky magnents that won’t stick to the fridge unless they are propped up somehow and everything was lost! I hate that! I had a hilarious story […]

Today has been quite an ewww day. Started with a fight with my friend and ended with some barfing. Gotta love a day like that.
I went over to Annica’s for a little visit and some babysitting and we had a little fight. Sometimes that woman is just totally unbelievable. Her mother-in-law is […]

I know I’m late to jump on the bandwagon, but that seems to be the story of my life. Maybe this will turn into less work for me. Since everyone’s done it no one will ask me for questions. Not that I mind. I would love to ask some questions.
Maybe I […]

I have words tumbling through my head so fast that there’s no possible way I can write them fast enough, even though I am a pretty darned fast typist. How odd. Last night I couldn’t get up the motivation to type more than 100 words and today I could probably type 100,000 words and […]

I have nothing to say today but hate to have an empty day on the calender.
I bought a bottle of bright blue hair dye.
I think I have a liver tumor.
I feel like a cranky old hag.
The Play-Doh was very successful. (Cute pic, SAJ!)
That’s it for today. Maybe I’ll actually feel like writing tomorrow.
Lainey, […]

So much to do, so little time. No time to read all my friend’s blogs and LJs. Guess that will give me something exciting to do with my Friday night. Annica is coming over in a little bit for some Friday fun. I bought Play-Doh for the kids so hopefully she’ll let […]

Forget about being Queen of Rambles. Today all the zits of the world are paying me homage by sitting on my face. Ugh. I guess it has to do with cleaning out my system of illness, but man is it nasty. I used to be quite the pimple queen in high school, but […]

If I was a fuzzy wuzzy bear it’d be because I was too lazy to shave. I am undergoing a metamorphosis. My formerly clean shaven legs, nice smooth pits, and perfect eyebrows are becoming fuzzy wuzzy bear zones. I tried doing some plucking, but when I’m sick my nerves are on edge […]

You know you want to play again! This one is much more obvious since the last one was a failure. You couldn’t see him at all–he was peeking out from behind the truck. Does anyone really want me to make a chart or can we just forget the scandal?

I’m sure you were completely unaware of my dorkiness up until this very moment. However, it’s very important that you understand I’m a complete dork. And very impulsive. And nervous when people are staring at me.
That said, I just went to the yarn store and bought some stuff. I really have […]