Queen of Rambles

Have you done something dumb today? Something you wish you could take back? Something that has someone somewhere writing in their own blog about the idiot they had to deal with today? Don’t worry. It couldn’t possibly be as bad as my own little brush with a stupid stick. As you may recall, today was [...]

I am married to the bestest, sweetest husband in the whole wide world. I hate to gush, but it’s time for a little gushiness right now. I’ve been pretty whiney because of this diet, which is just silly. I need to learn that food is fuel not fun. That’s neither here nor there. Anyway, Mike [...]

Do you know what it looks like when a woman with two big ol’ E cup monstrosities hanging off her chest goes braless? Let’s just say it’s not pretty. Not pretty at all. Yup. I forgot to take my bra and panties to the pool yet again. This time it wasn’t the dead of winter [...]

I feel so dizzy that it’s quite possible I will fall into a puddle if I try to stand up. I’m wondering if I should eat a little sugar. I don’t want to eat a little sugar. Once I pop I can’t stop. It’s my drug. But this really can’t be healthy. Mike is working [...]

I’m in an irritable mood right now. I am so sick and tired of things not working and people not following the rules and things not being how I want them. I couldn’t even have a nice relaxing chat this morning because my stupid internet connection refuses to cooperate. We pay a lot of money [...]

I’m sure by now almost everyone in the little world of the ‘net has read this article about rape in Iraq. I know everyone with any sense of morality is sickened by this and I probably don’t even need to comment. What can I say that would bring any comfort or understanding? Absolutely nothing. But [...]

I think my writing project is off to a good start. I just spent 45 minutes doing nothing but writing and came up with 2,465 words. Not too shabby. I just hope they are good words. Or to put it more correctly, I hope they are words that create readerly goodness when read together. There’s [...]

Why do Sundays often seem like the most boring days on the face of the earth? I shouldn’t complain. They are one of the two days that I get Mike all to myself. I just wish we could think of something cool to go do that didn’t involve spending money or driving long distances. Actually, [...]

When I was writing this entry in my head while eating lunch I had the coolest opening sentence ever. I’ve completely forgotten it, so you’ve just missed out on a small nugget of literary brilliance. It makes me sad. Back to cha-ching! This fat lady found a bargain! We got out butts out of bed, [...]

I’ve decided that I’m wasting my life and the opportunities presented. Instead of taking the bull by the horns and using all my free time to pursue my life dream, I find myself staring numbly at the screen waiting for someone to update their blog or post on a message board or come and chat [...]