Queen of Rambles

I’m back and want to extend a big thank you to Brenda for filling in for a couple of days! Great job! Sorry Juan had to harass you though. He harasses everyone, which means he likes you.
I’m too tired to say much beyond “heat sucks when there’s no a/c”.
Tomorrow I’ll fill […]

What is your magic bed? Would it be in a tree house with a window in the make shift plywood ceiling so you could gaze up at the stars all night long while swatting mosquitos from your eight-year-old arms in red flannel pajamas? Would it be a bed made of un-meltable chocolate with soft […]

Dear Queen of Rambles Readers,
Oh No! Carrie is gone! And now some goober guest-poster named, Brenda, (aka Secret Agent Josephine) has taken over! She’s probably wearing a fake tiara, sitting in front of an some evil apple computer with a skinny screen, shaking with her new found International blogging power. Ah Ha! […]

I should be packing, but instead I’m trying to think of something witty and articulate to say to my masses of readers (do you think 30 people count as masses?)
I just did something very bad. Mike has this little device that he uses to access his online banking stuff. You enter […]

My mind is totally blank so I’m not sure how I’m going to write a ramble tonight. I guess I’ll do like I always do–start typing and see what comes forth from my fingertips.
It’s been a pretty boring day today because my Internet connection went down about 11 and didn’t come back up till after […]

You know how in the movies they sometimes make the clouds move really fast to denote time passing by? Every time I looked out the window the clouds were whizzing by and made me feel like I was trapped in some sort of strange movie. We managed to go on our daily walk […]

Someone in chat just asked me what exciting things I’m up to today. My very exciting report? I’d just spent several minutes scraping my tongue. I don’t understand why TV producers aren’t knocking down my door, wanting to turn me into the star of my very own docu-soap. Can you imagine […]

Why do I do things and think they’ll be cool only to be bitterly disappointed? Perhaps that’s a bit of an overstatement, but I’m still a fool. I bought a puzzle yesterday based on the notion that it was pretty and I could preserve it and hang it on my wall. It’s […]

After twelve days on this silly diet I’ve lost 8 pounds. Very impressive. I like immediate results and it keeps me motivated and all that good stuff. However, I hate this diet. I’m not craving anything other than the normal pizza pang when I leave the swimming pool (they have a pizza place […]

Last night I left you with a tease. I’ve been reading through a lot of my old entries and discovered I’m not very good at living up to my teases. I guess I just lose interest or find something better to say or am just plain lazy. Or maybe forgetful. Yes, forgetful […]